Originally Posted by Hectic

I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.

I can't believe you have a circle bed. That's odd. Are you Ben Affleck? This story seems like several plots he's been in, at some point a maid, preferabbly Jennifer Lopez will walk in, and change your entire life.

I can't believe your dad let's you have a circle bed. Are you a product? Do you sometimes find yourself flicking through the newspaper, only to see your face pop-up on a dirty advert?

I can't believe your broom is in the colour of a zebra. When have the two, ever crossed paths before, in history? Do you make animal noises when you clean, does your dad accept this as behavior of someone who would own a circular bed?

I can't believe you leave the house, confident in your sexuality, and personal choice, when you have that bed at home. Do you find yourself going through prolonged periods of sexual inactivity?