Women always sleep with full makeup, and it never smears, not even after an 8 hour orgy. In fact, the makeup of a woman is always perfect, even after a shower or swimming a river chased by a rabid rapist. On the other hand, if a woman has psychological issues her makeup becomes instantly messy, reaching Alice Cooper proportions within 5 minutes of her breakdown.
The only one who ever gets a bed head is the sad lonely git with the hangover in the grimy apartement (as per noodles description). In all other cases, even random cannon-fodder blokes look like a freshly blow-dried Arsene Wenger straight out of bed.
If you're fond of opera (especially Wagner and Strauss), you're a psychotic murderer. Or a Nazi. Or both.