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Old 27th January 2012, 19:35   #133 (permalink)
GCHQ
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Originally Posted by Commadus View Post
I really think GCHQ is onto something. Imagine we are under £1bn in debt. Our fans will be singing their hearts out each game as they may fear its their last at United as we will always be teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. Rooney wont be spening time going our or Rio tweeting. In fact Vidic said he would play in cructhes.

Forget Tom Peters, Drucker, Porter etc we have a new Management Guru called GCHQ his theory so simple yet so powerful- load the fuckers with debt and watch them perform.
Go and read a book on leveraged buy-outs. As much as I'd love to take the credit for this theory, in reality it's been around for decades.
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