Originally Posted by That'sHernandez

I have a few friends who try to get me to watch football with them purely to watch me, instead of the football. Apparently my reaction is always more entertaining than the match. They spend the 90 minutes of football poking at me and trying to provoke a reaction in the hope that United lose and I give them a show. Thankfully United don't lose often and I get to be the most ungracious winner they've ever met each and every time.