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Old 31st May 2012, 14:25   #99 (permalink)
Plan M
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They need major fucking investment, simple as that.

Lucas had that decent spell but the way Scousers talk about him you'd think they've had Busquets or Yaya Toure injured - it's fucking LUCAS LEIVA! What about when he was absolute gash? People have short memories.

Skrtel was Liverpool's best player last season - he's their 'Vidic' but nowhere near as good. Agger is injured more often than not, Carragher gets a red face in the warm up.

Johnson is another vastly overrated defender, especially by RAWKites. I remember one of them saying he was a "Rolls Royce of a footballer" once. Fuck off!

Enrique - Looks like that gormless mechanic who went out with the fit bird on Coronation Street. Started off as a superb signing, ended the season looking like a Championship player.

Adam -

Reina - His best days are behind him, simple as that. Makes too many errors to be considered one of the 'elite' keepers that he was once.

Gerrard - Getting old, the pace in his game is missing now and he relies on that due to his swashbuckling style of play. Still a vital player to the Scousers but that's only because the rest of the squad are gash. He won't mature well like Scholes either who adapted his game well in a deep laying role. Gerrard needs to be behind the striker to be at his best, he looks a bit dodgy in centre midfield / on the wing.

Henderson - Wobble head. Hasn't got a fucking clue about football. Awful player. Won't make it at the top level - Sunderland even said so. Likes to pass sideways.

Spearing - Likes to pass sideways. And to the opposition. Only in the squad because of merit (i.e. he's a Scouser and looks like one to boot). Terrible player, wouldn't want him if I was Wolves manager, let alone the Skip Lickers.

Downing - Seriously, WHAT the fuck is he all about? Awful player.

Kuyt - Very ugly but strikes the fear into his supporters more than the opposition. Scores important goals ocassionally. Been a good servant.

Carroll - I think he'll come good. Throws himself about a lot. Not a top 4 player though.

Suarez - Take away the racism and horrid teeth, he's a fine player. Very intelligent. Won't be at the Dippers season after next.
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