Here's what I suggest - I'm sure you'll agree:
CURRENT FIRST CHOICE:
Van Der Sar
Neville - Ferdinand - Vidic - Heinze
Ronaldo - Fletcher - Scholes - Park
Nistelrooy - Rooney
STEP 1: Buy
Malboro Diara from Lyons for £17.2m plus
Michael Silvestre
STEP 2: Sell
John O'Shea to AC Milan for £4.3m plus £2.2m dependent on appearances
STEP 3: Buy
Javier Mascapone and
Tevez from Corinthians for £5.8m
STEP 4: Sell
Question Fortune,
Louis Saha,
Alan Smith and
Kevin Richardson to Real Betis and Valencia for undisclosed respectively
STEP 5: Buy
Rio Walcott and
Toure from Arsenal for
Nistelrooy and
Ji Park Sung plus £0.9m
STEP 6: Buy
Thomas Gravesen and
Mikael Ballack from Real Madrid for
Rio Walcott plus £11.8m plus £3.5m
STEP 7: Sell
Darren Fletcher to Everton - straight swap with
Tom Cahill plus £7.2m and
Tony Hibbert
STEP 8: Retire
Scholes and sell
Ronaldo to Man City for £12m
STEP 9: Buy
Paul Robinson and
Lesley King from Spurs for undisclosed plus £6.7m and
Malboro Diarra
STEP 10: Buy
Louis Saha and
Joaquin from Real Betis for £9m plus
Gabriel Heinze
STEP 11: Buy
Flintoff from cricket for
Gary Neville and £13m
NEW FIRST CHOICE:
Robinson
Hibbert - Ferdinand - Toure - King
Flintoff
Joaquin - Cahill - Gravesen - Ballack
Tevez