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Originally Posted by Nialler
A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers withfear."Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."Says the chicken: "big deal I only have to cough, and the entire planetsh!t's itself."
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I got that in a text message last night - but I'd it here first.
Not sure if this will work here.....
Once upon a time in the White House:
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama's still alive", Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Bush was baffled, and called in some of his aides, but they had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one there could solve it, so it went to the CIA, then on to the Pentagon.
With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. After only a couple of minutes an MI-6 e-mail returned to the White House. It's only sentence read:
"Tell the president he's been holding the message upside down."