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>> Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester. Suddenly one of
>> them is attacked by a rottweiler which clamps its mouth around the kid's
>> neck. The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the
>> sticks they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dog's collar,
>> and using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks and his
>> friend is saved. This is all seen by a Manchester Evening News reporter
>> who sees a possible national headline in the incident, and goes over to
>> the kids. That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now: Heroic
>> United fan risks life to save best friend. "But I don't follow United"
>> says the kid. "Ok, how about: Super City Kid fights off rabid rottweiler
>> to save his pal." "But I don't follow City either" says the kid. "Well
>> who do you support" asks the reporter. "Liverpool" he says. "Even better"
>> says the reporter "Scouse bastard murders family pet"!
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