Originally Posted by GiggsysGirl

an elephant was walking through the jungle when he stepped on a thorn that lodged in his foot. unable to get it out, he started to cry. a mouse who happened by heard his cries and offered to pull it out with his teeth.

"But in return," the mouse said. "You must allow me to have sex with you!"

in so much pain, the elephant agreed and the mouse removed the thorn. then he climbed on top of the elephant and started to have sex with it.

just then, some monkeys in a nearby tree saw what was happening and began to hurl coconuts at the elephant. when one hit the elephant square between the eyes, he let out a loud,

"OW!"

to which the mouse replied, "Yeah! Take it all, bitch!"