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Man breaks in to a house, ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom.
The husband tells his wife "You'd better give him what he wants or he'll kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong. It'll be over soon, I love you".
The wife replies "Actually he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay. He wanted to know where the vaseline was so I told him it's in the bathroom, let's see who's fucking strong now"
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