I'm bored of this now, I have to write a dissertation so I'll be seeing you.
Wibble's an absolute cunt, one of the worst. I didn't even get on with Shane Bluck and that crowd particularly well, but there's no way he should have been banned for slating the Scousers. Free Shane Bluck!
The mods decide what offends them and then act, without any consistent law. They're power hungry, like most mods on an internet message board. It makes me laugh when that cunt Wibble says, "Close shutters." It's like his one-liner after a kill. The cunt thinks he's the Terminator or something - he bans someone and then wheels out his witty one-liner. What a cunt.
There are some good posters on here, such as:
Big Andy - you are justifiably hailed as one of the funniest here. God speed, Big Andy.
Slabber - you are a great man. A Spurs fan, but a great man. You bring humour to even the most stupid of threads, deflating the ponces like Very Ruud.
Rehash - you are ace, and suitably foul-mouthed enough to continue my cunting legacy. Keep up the bad taste, it makes the forum go round.
Jasonrh - we've had some struggles, me and you, but really you're a good guy and funny too.
Kevrockcity - you have strong opinions on music and film. That Oscar thread alone was superb.
Some others like that too. I will miss them. But I won't miss any of the female posters here (who're all very, very dull - "proud new mummy" indeed), CnutOfAllCnuts, bergzen, Looking Busy, fredthered, mickthered and a few others. They're all deadweight.
Since day one I've been racially abused, called horrendous names because of the colour of my skin. But I didn't go crying to the mods. However, if you write a post celebrating the taste of a woman's snatch then you get told you've "crossed the line." That's out of order.
I bid you farewell, and post this picture of the real me so you can all remember me with joy:
That's me in the middle.
Good bye, my sweet princes. Good bye.