Originally Posted by The Hairdryer

Nemanja Vidic doesn't close defenders down, they are drawn to his legs by the force of gravity.

When Nemanja Vidic Runs he stays still the Earth moves under his feet like a treadmill

One of the new quadrants caught on fire last week after Nemanja fixed it a glare.

Stupid tackles don't break peoples legs, Nemanja Vidic does.


Nemaja Vidic once woke up in a foul mood. The result was the Yugoslav wars.