4 people sharing the same compartment on a train.....a Manc(male), a Scouser(male), a beautiful Blonde, & an Old Lady.....
Just after the train was in darkness, after entering a tunnel, a very loud "
slap-across-the-face" type sound was heard....
When the train re-emerged into daylight, the Scouser had an extremely red Jaw........ Nobody spoke, but these were each of their thoughts !
The Scouser;" They think I fondled the blonde, so she slapped me in the face" !
The Blonde; " I bet he fondled the Old Lady, thinking it was me, so she slapped him in the face" !
The Old Lady; " He must have fondled the Blonde, so she smacked him in the face" !
The Manc; " I can't wait till we go into another tunnel, so I can give that Scouse B**tard another slap on the face " !
