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Old 9th May 2006, 15:30   #167 (permalink)
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A nun is sat on a train when a skinhead gets on and sit opposite her.
The skinhead opens a bag of prawns and starts biting in to them and then throwing them at the nun.
The nun picks up the remains, throws them out of the window and then pulls the emergency cord.
The skinhead looks at her and says, "you'll get fined £50 for that"
The nun looks at the skinhead and says, "yeah but when i shout rape and the police smell your fingers you'll get 10 years you cunt."
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