Originally Posted by fredthered

David Backham and Posh get invited round to Ronaldos for supper, and they are sat talking around the table when Posh spots a nice picture on the wall.

"thats a nice picture" she says.

"Yes it is nice" said Ronaldo "its an original Constable"

"Constable" pipes up Beckham " I met him once when I was a trainee at United. I got on the 34 bus outside Old Trafford and he was on it and we talked about his paintings"

Posh spice goes red with fury and boots him under the table before saying "come on its time to go".

In the car Beckham says

"what the hells wrong with you... Why did you kick me like that"

"Because you made us look very stupid David. I cant believe you came out with such a pack of blatant lies."

"how do you know I was lying" says Beckham..

"OF COURSE YOU WERE FUCKING LYING " says Posh. "EVERYONE KNOWS THE 34 DOESNT GO PAST OLD TRAFFORD"..