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Old 24th May 2006, 10:27   #186 (permalink)
crappycraperson
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Originally Posted by Livvie
*A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish or, your husband will get ....... times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome
man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock
to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said,"That will make your husband the richest man in the
world by far. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman
said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."

So, KAZAM!!! - She's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after careful
consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good........

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of
the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let
them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.


That's sexist ...
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