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A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all queuing at the pearly gates, and St. Peter asks the first, "Maria - have you ever had contact with a male organ?"
She giggled and replied shyly, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter said, "OK - then you must dip the tip of that finger into the Holy Water as you pass through the gates."
Peter then asked the next girl the same question, and she replied, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
"OK," said St. Peter, "Then you must immerse that whole hand into the holy water and pass through the gates."
Suddenly, there is a lot of commotion in the queue, and a girl pushes her way to the front.
Peter says, "Lisa - what's the rush??"
Replies Lisa, "Well if I've got to gargle with that water, I'm doing it before Jessica gets her arse in it."
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