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Robbie Fowler is being driven home by his driver down country lanes when there is a thud. The driver pulls over and goes to check what it was. He comes back with a dead cat in his arms, "we ran over a cat Robbie." "Well, is there a tag or something on him so we can let his owners know?" The driver looked but all's he could see was the cats collar with the word "CUNT" written on it but no address. The only house he could see was a farm house about a mile over the fields so he tells Robbie that he's off to the house to let them know whats happened.
About four hours later the driver staggers back over the field holding 2 bottles of jack daniels and a big smile on his face, Robbie's not impressed, "where the hell have you been" he says. "Well the farmer gave me these bottles of jack daniels, his wife cooked me the most amazing 5 course meal I've ever had, and his daughter made mad passionate love to me for two full hours." Robbie's obviously confused "What did you say to them?" he says. "Well, I knocked on the door and the farmer answered, and I said 'I'm Robbie Fowlers driver and I just killed the cunt'."
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