Plechazunga

Right, every day* I shall choose one of our resident spastic gimps, who will present to me 5 things that he wants me to annihilate on account of them being spastic

I shall adjudicate as to whether the things are spastic, and if they are, I shall annihilate them

Penalty for not presenting the five spastic things, when called, or for presenting them when it's not your go, is to be called a spastic

First up...Geebs



*not counting days when i forget, due to doing something more interesting, like visiting my harem, watching United, or examining a flannel