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Originally Posted by golden_blunder
1>The transfer forum. Full of spastics playing 'transfer monopoly'. "I landed on Milan! I want to buy Pirlo". Over 1300 guests on transfer deadline day and over 800 of them viewing the transfer forum meant i couldnt get on the bloody caf. And all for what eh? FUCK ALL. The window has now been closed and will not open till JANUARY AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING BANGING ON ABOUT TORRES. I wish them all leprocy.
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Yes
Decision: Spastic
Goodbye Transfer
doom
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2>CE Forum. Everyone is fucking middle east expert. Every fucking thread. You could start a thread in there called "whats the price of bread" and theyd somehow turn it around within 5 posts to Isreal. I say we send Noodle in there with a bomb strapped to Dr Do/Dont's dick and suicide blow the forum up.
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true, but seeing as I'm one of the self-appointed ME experts, it would be spastic to annihilate it, as I'd die
Decision: Not Spastic
A let off there for the CE
relief all round
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3>Keyboard warriors. Its funny to be racist,biggoted, etc when youre hiding behind a monitor screen typing with 1 hand, jizzing in your ma's face with the other. Retards.
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Yeah but they're funny. How empty would life have been without the likes of Jopub, DaPleasureNdaPain, Redeus etc?
Decision: Not Spastic. Well, Spastic, but not annihilated.
spastic but spared
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4>Belgium. I was there recently. Full of posers. Also none of the bus drivers knew the return time for the bus. Neither was it up on the bus shelter. Nor did the woman in the bus depot. We got the return bus courtesy of some old woman who happened to know the times. Hurrah for the old woman. Still, burn Belgium for being spastic and not as good as Holland.
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Agreed, except that Antwerp is class. I therefore declare Antwerp an independent state, and spare it.
Decision: Spastic, except Antwerp
Republic of Antwerp
Belgium
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5>Peter Crouch. Come on, hes a 6ft 5 mong. It beggars belief how he keeps doing it. Why cant anyone else see that hes a retarded giraffe? And his girlfriend takes coke and sucks other mens cocks behind his back, yet the soft cunt takes her back again. Burnings too good for him. We'd probably have to chop his legs off to fit him in. But lets try anyway.
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No, I've nailed my colours to the mast on Crouch not being a spastic...I don't want another Miller situation here
Decision: Not Spastic
Run free, Peter!
Crouchy celebrates in style