Originally Posted by Wibble

1) Scatter cushions for hanging around to annoy and irritate men everywhere. If you need them then you should just get a better sofa. Or stop sitting on the floor you smelly dirty hippy. Coordinating or contrasting colour? Fuck right off.

2) Robbie "Fecking" Williams. More annoying and unnecesary than piles. And a lot harder to get rid off. Worse than scatter cushions if that is possible.

3) Modern R&B. It isn't as well as being irritatingly crap. Stop it. Now.

4) Chelsea FC for obvious reasons. Although it may not exist already.

5) James Blunt in general and "3 Wise Men" in paticular. Better than scatter cushions and RFW but still a total waste of radio waves, CDs and DNA.