Hmm...Wibble's taken a major risk here...rival forums have been started for less. However, his choices are excellent, I can't be arsed to think of anyone else, so...
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Originally Posted by Wibble
1) Scatter cushions for hanging around to annoy and irritate men everywhere. If you need them then you should just get a better sofa. Or stop sitting on the floor you smelly dirty hippy. Coordinating or contrasting colour? Fuck right off.
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Yes...they get stuck under your arse in annoying ways, and are shite for hitting people with. On the positive side, cats like sitting on them, but that means fuck all in the scheme of things.
Verdict: Spastic
die, cushions of shame
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Originally Posted by Wibble
2) Robbie "Fecking" Williams. More annoying and unnecesary than piles. And a lot harder to get rid off. Worse than scatter cushions if that is possible.
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Williams has a modicum of talent, but not enough. Not nearly enough. And yet he's slept with more beautiful women than me. Also, they play him everywhere in the Czech Republic, a nation of spastics.
Verdict: Spastic
spastic
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3) Modern R&B. It isn't as well as being irritatingly crap. Stop it. Now.
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What do you mean, "there was food everywhere, just like the party was catered", you cnut?
If there's food everywhere, then either the party
is, in fact, catered, or skanky cnuts are bringing their dinner in, which is nothing to be proud of.
Verdict: Spastic
Spastic
Spastic
Spastic
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Originally Posted by Wibble
4) Chelsea FC for obvious reasons. Although it may not exist already.
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If they exist, they're self-evidently spastic; if they don't exist, there's no excuse for them winning the league every year and ruining football, like spastics.
Verdict: Spastic
you might have to give me a while to get rid of these all-powerful mongs
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Originally Posted by Wibble
5) James Blunt in general and "3 Wise Men" in paticular. Better than scatter cushions and RFW but still a total waste of radio waves, CDs and DNA.
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Don't know who 3 Wise Men are, but if they're hanging round with Blnut, that doesn't sound very wise to me.
Verdict: Spastic
blnut.................................................. .................................................. ...unwise men