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SmashedHombre · 14th September 2006, 18:19

1. Wales. What is it for? I visited it once for a school project. Part of an essay we were preparing on the evolution of man, we needed somewhere to study those lesser evolved beings in there natural enviornment. Anyway thats whole different story. Wales. Its just wet and full of Welsh. Craig bellamy is Welsh, hes possibly the most welsh looking person on the planet and therefore has the most punchable face. Wales is like that embarassing family relative who lives next door that no one likes to talk about. Get rid plech. Giggs is safely in Manchester and we all know Wales shouldn't be. And if none of the above convinced you plech, you should know noodle is welsh...

2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement.

3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.

4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place.

5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'

Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.

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SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 17,882	1. Wales. What is it for? I visited it once for a school project. Part of an essay we were preparing on the evolution of man, we needed somewhere to study those lesser evolved beings in there natural enviornment. Anyway thats whole different story. Wales. Its just wet and full of Welsh. Craig bellamy is Welsh, hes possibly the most welsh looking person on the planet and therefore has the most punchable face. Wales is like that embarassing family relative who lives next door that no one likes to talk about. Get rid plech. Giggs is safely in Manchester and we all know Wales shouldn't be. And if none of the above convinced you plech, you should know noodle is welsh... 2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement. 3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy. 4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place. 5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.' Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.