Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...
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2. Ignorant people who don't know how to walk properly. I was walking to work today and there we're 3 old women walking towards me. Beside me was a main road and yet these old women insisted they walk side by side, thus taking up the whole pavement. There followed a 5 minute, toe to toe stand off before i eventually gave up and pushed the women over. People like this don't deserve to be either. Its always the ones that walk at the pace of a snail who somehow manage to take up the whole pavement.
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I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fucking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.
Verdict: Not Spastic
this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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3. Drogba. You eliminated Chelski which i guess kind of takes care of this but Drogba is so mongish he deserves to be eliminated twice. A seperate elimination just for the giant fairy.
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I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this
Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated
Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
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4. Reality tv shows. I made a brilliant comic strip today set 2 years in the future. Basically a world where everyone greets each other 'hi I'm Plech, I've been on pigen rape academy, 3 men, 1 room, a bottle of viagra and a lonely swede and am currently in the line up for towel fights 4. what about you...?' They're everywhere, they're gay and they're destroying the level of conversation at my work place.
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Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Verdict: Spastic
A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
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5. gay microsoft errors. 'warning error 70541 occured, sort it or face dire consequences' what the feck is error 70541 you microsoft geeks? why not just say 'warning, your computer is fecked due to you being a technotard. to sort it slam your fists violently on the keyboard and threaten to throw your pc out the window. Any further problems switch off at wall, put kettle on, wait until wife turns computer on before claiming ignorance, then surprise.'
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That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.
Verdict: Not Spastic
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Well that was surprisingly easy. I feel I've purified myself in some way.
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Spastic