Originally Posted by Plechazunga

Right, as for the rest of Smashed's offerings...



I don't really know what you're on about here Smashed - you fucking spastic. People who don't know how to walk properly? Can't say I've ever really encountered this problem.

Verdict: Not Spastic


this guy can't walk, but is very intelligent, though in fairness to Smashed, he clearly has to count as a spastic
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I already eliminated Chelsea, which takes care of this

Verdict: Not Spastic, due to having already been annihilated


Didier Drogba, of Chelsea and The Ivory Coast
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Pros: Provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men
Cons: Utter shite, impoverish our culture, provide jobs for Geordie voice-over men

Verdict: Spastic


A spastic, who resembles David Gill, coincidentally also a spastic
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That one looked a bit boring so I didn't bother read it.

Verdict: Not Spastic


thing



Spastic