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Old 19th September 2006, 22:20   #140 (permalink)
Davo
Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge.
 
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Right then

1) The Daily Mail. By rights, I should really round on The S*n....but every cnut knows that's a rag, and even the spazzers who read it don't take it too seriously. Whereas the Mail has managed to maintain some form of weird credability, whilst being the most loathsome right wing shitbag of a paper around. It gives opinions to the masses, shit opinions, which they repeat as fact to anyone who listens.......unless you ask them to qualify this opinion, when they get a bit defensive, and just repeat themselves. Cnuts

2) Lorry Drivers. They overtake each other on 2 laned roads, and take on average 30 minutes to do so, and they murder women and wrap them in carpet.

3) Mushrooms. Slugs in fungi form, smell revolting, taste like gone off slime. Anyone who claims otherwise is a bender

4) Football gimps on forums. If you're interested enough in the game to seek out, register and post on a forum, then surely you should have some basic grasp of the game? Nahhh feck it, just post that all rival teams are crap...that seems worthwhile

5) Ross Noble. Repetitive, tedious, Geordie cnut.
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