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First up I choose bureaucrats
You might be thinking, "why do that?"
As I go off, you’ll find out why
I’d be quite happy for them to die
So my request for Plechazunga
to annihilate these mutherfuckas
Is based on fact they do no work
Just hang about, unionized jerks
Cannot be turfed or terminated
Their employment status never debated
Yes, they are crucial to my role
But every one is an asshole
I think this is quite automatic
Bureaucratic equals spastic
Blogs are next up in my list
I read them and I get quite pissed
In Canada that’s read as angry but also
could be “filled with Brandy”
anyway, back to the topic
Blogs are often so myopic
I want to vomit bile and snot
So Plech, please arrange for a shot
To smite all Bloggers, like cars to Froggers
And save the world from senseless mongers
Third up for Room One O Mong
May sometimes show a glimpse of thong
But sometimes when a commercial’s on
You’ll see a man, once wore sarongs
He’s wearing these, and n*gga, please
Save these pants for the ladies
Oh, Plech please do us men a favour
send men’s low rise pants
to your annihilator
I like KISS, I really do
The 70’s were ok, too
Ditto for the ‘80s, though
sometimes grand things have gots to go
So when I see on my TV
An ageing legend and family
Ripping off the Oz himself
I think, “Dear God, what fucking else?”
He looks way better with make up on
(Oh no, ’ve I just become a mong?)
Oh well, my innermost thoughts I’ll hide
Please send Gene Simmons to the mong side
I am not anti-American
might be biased (I'm part German)
But when the hell did Nike choose
To get involved with football shoes?
And kits, and shorts, and socks to boot?
I think they’re in it for the loot
Not to mention Rooney’s foot
Room One O Mong’s where they should be put
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