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number 1 on my list really blows,
its American teenage based shows,
"Hang Time" gets me screamin'
as does "California Dreamin"
Makes me want to pull my brains out my nose.
number 2 on my list isn't Awesome,
infact its that wank band called "Orson"
Love songs and soft rock,
sung by a bald cock,
their label should be made to divorce em'
Number 3 isn't anything real,
its the way other drivers make me feel,
when they pull out in front,
like an utter fucking cunt,
makes me want them under my wheel
Number 4 is this nobhead at work,
who wears this pompous, shit smirk,
he thinks that he's it,
but he's really a shit,
and clearly, a big grade A berk.
Number 5 on my list is the butty man,
who's fare consists mainly of Spam,
his breads out of date,
and he's always fucking late,
and he comes when I'm sat on the can.
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