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A businessman got into a taxi and asked to go downtown. When he was approaching his destination he tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder and told him to turn left at the lights. The driver let out a shriek and crashed into a lamppost. The passanger, who luckily was wearing a seatbelt, asked the taxi driver "What's wrong with you, all I did was tap you on the shoulder and ask you to turn left". The taxi driver responded "I'm terribly sorry, it's my first day on the job. I used to drive a hearse".
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