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Little johnny was sat in the park quietly scoffing the first of his 6 mars bars.
A middle aged man looked on disapprovingly, and decided to go over and talk to little johnny.
"Hi little boy, do know that eating 6 mars bars a day will mean you die younger and have lots of health problems?"
Little johnny looked up from his chocolate frenzy, "well my grandad lived until he was 94". "Really", replied the stranger, "and he ate 6 mars bars a day?"
"No", said little johnny, "he minded his own fucking business."
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