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Teacher is in class and she says "today class we are going to do words. I will give you a word and I want you to use a sentence with that word in it, or an example of when you've heard that word"
So she asks little Jane "can you use a sentence with the word "FASCINATE" in it. "yes miss" replies Jane. "I have a coat with 9 buttons but I can only fascinate" .
"Stupid girl, " shouts the teacher and marks her down for detention.
"OK lets try you tommy" she continues "I want you to use the word "CONTAGIOOUS"
"OK miss" says Tommy, "my dad was watching my neighbour paint his fence and when he came inside he said "with that brush it will take that contagious"
"NO NO NO YOU FOOL" screams the teacher. "thats terrible. YOU ARE IN DETENTION"
Losing her patience she turns to Billy and says "RIGHT now I want you to use the word "MARVELLOUS",
"OK" says Tommy. "well last night I went home, and I got washed ready for bed, and when Daddy came home we all sat round the dinner table, when my mother looked at my older sister Becky and said "are you going to tell him or shall I".
"carry on" said the teacher..
"Well" said Tommy, " my sister looked at my dad and said "Dad I'm Pregnant, to which my dad shook his head and said "great.... Thats just fucking marvellous"
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