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Doris & Harold lived in a nursing home & every afternoon Harold would go to Doris`s room & pop out his old man. Doris was happy to sit next to Harold & hold it in her hand while they chatted, before Harold would zip himself up, bid her good day & go back to his room.
One afternoon Harold didn`t turn up. Doris presumed he had visitors or had simply forgotten, but when Harold failed to show the next day, & the next, Doris was feeling not a little put-out.
A few days later Doris caught up with Harold in the communal lounge & decided to find out why he hadn`t been paying his visits.
"Sorry Doris. I`ve been going over to Mavis`s room in the afternoons instead" explained Harold.
"MAVIS?" Exclaimed Doris. "Whats MAVIS got that I haven`t then?"
"Parkinsons" said Harold.
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