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A duck walks into a bar & says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No! We haven`t got any sodding bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No .. Are you deaf!? We haven`t got any f**king bread, ask me again & I`ll nail your f**king beak to the f**king bar you irritating bastard bird!!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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