Originally Posted by Plechazunga

The Rubberman
Universal Ridicule Films, 2007

It was a land that time had forgotten. A digital netherworld, populated by a bunch of slacker spackers cut off from reality, living out their empty lives through their sporting heroes. In this desolate cyber-wasteland, there was one man so determined, so stubborn, so constantly wrong that the world would never be the same again. You'll laugh as he claims Richardson's as talented as Giggs. You'll cry as he claims Zidane isn't better than Bramble. You'll gape in wonder as he explains his version of Evolutionary Theory. You'll repeatedly call him a spastic. But you cannot, you will not miss The Rubberman.