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Old 15th February 2007, 16:57   #417 (permalink)
Livvie
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Mick was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and he couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life, and give up the whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Mick looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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