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Well, one day, Tony found out he wasn't immortal, because he died and went straight to Hell.
He was met by his old friend, the Devil, who reminded him of his pact. Tony tried to argue, but the Devil had much better legal skills and unfortunately the Devil won eventually.
So the Devil made Tony a concession. "Well I have to put you through Eternal Torment, but since you're an old friend and someone after my own heart, I'll allow you your choice of punishment. Come see what your enemies are going through."
He took him to the first cell, where John was starving away, chained up, just inches away from a sumptuous banquet.
"That'll teach him for going on hunger strikes," grinned the Devil, but Tony declined this punishment.
The next cell had Robert strapped to a table with his mouth open while a wild goose above walked around, crapping.
"Serves him right, but not for me," said Tony.
The Devil opened the door to the last cell. Dennis was naked, chained to a post, while Catherine, in leathers was forced to perform fellatio on him.
"What kind of punishment is that?" ejaculated Tony, "But in any case, I'll take it!"
"Sure?" asked the Devil.
"Absolutely," replied Tony.
"OK, in you go," ordered the Devil, as a few henchmen started to strap Tony and bring him into the cell.
Looking into the cell, the Devil shouted, "Right, Catherine, we've found your replacement, you can come out now!"
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