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A pregnant woman was walking down the road, past a bank, when a bank robber burst out. Terrified, he shot the woman three times in the stomach. As she was recovering in hospital, she gave birth to three boys.
10 years later, one of the boys ran up to his mum and said "Mummy mummy! I just pissed out a bullet." "Oh" she said
5 minutes later, another of her boys came up to her and said "Mummy mummy! I just pissed out a bullet!" "Oh" she said, getting slightly worried.
Another 5 minutes later, the other boy came up and said "Mummy mummy!" She interrupted and said, "Let me guess, you just pissed out a bullet." "No, I was having a wank and I shot the cat!"
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