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AKA Bruff, hunted by the cops, not wanted by school, owned by Redcaf
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Only member (to my knowledge) to have their computer taken away by the police for posting on redcafe.
Posts: 782
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This may have been posted before, but here goes:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...." He sighed
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"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.."
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