Originally Posted by rednev

What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina? The woman

What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack her!

Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights.