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Meanwhile, peg-legged celebrity wannabe (Ed.) wank artist (Ed.) Heather Mills ( I won’t sully the good name McCartney – Ed.), hopped furiously backwards, searching for spuriously colossal life-forms chanting “Is it fuck, Mourhino, is it, fuck?”

Your dirty spastic son videos children daily. Wenger watched as Thierry Henry inserted his tiny dildo into Kanu. Meanwhile, Crouch, psychedelic and queer, fondled may dead ferrets. Hitler jumped on masturbated generals shouting, “Take cocaine intraveniously!”

Goat-man, breathing helium, squeaked “Goat-maaannn”

Cabbage-face never understood Goat-man.

Pleasure was encouraged by perverts. Abysmal Wenger slashed Ghandi’s sandals because he couldn’t afford to romp bisexually deranged iguanas.

Integrity is taken far too seriously on redcafe.net (now you’re writing my lines, fuck! – Ed.) Geebs needs pixies brains to satisfy the Kippax Kid’s sheer lust. Spacehomos buggered Gerrard. Suddenly, Dean Windass found Noodlehair’s stump dildo nastily sticking between Alex Van Halen’s (I had to choose one –Ed.) testicles and buttocks, smelling dry and rotting like dead Diana. Charles felched everybody naughtily; “Cadbury’s got nothing on this!” he cried with glee. Gerrard’s love-fist ached from the slathered fluids of Jenna’s fanny-rash stubble.

Aneka Rice wanted Rebecca Loos beheaded because Jonothan Woss slobberdashed her growler. Gremlins metamorphisized. Mourhino called, “Look! There’s you, shitting over my bungalow.”

Viagara doesn’t help Stevie Wonder anymore so the artist sprayed paint over brewlio’s grandma’s big hermaphrodite penis. Murderers unleashed chinchillas into Hades. Unknowingly, said murderers stepped on fish flaps coated in cockjuice flavoured bubble-gum. Murderers of mole-people threads should transfer gimps & my knob into their mouths often; sideways, backwards and upside down.

The turkey baster, surprisingly, basted someone delivering Ballonless’s rectums pizza they had ordered. Marcosdeto’s oranges were both promptly and conveniently ripened. Sweetly sucked by Noodlehair, his spastic balls exploded all over his mommy’s eyes. She gulped, screamed & enjoyed his huge dildo’s vibratory pleasure function, moaning loudly. She screamed “Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yes!!”

A whale-sized Lego piece & pendulous (low swinging – Ed.) labia quivered viscously, anticipating bulbous chilli_pepper’s toenail within. Extra lube was required to penetrate Drogba’s pussy. Noodle’s diahorrea smeared, underpants wore away from a mandolin named RedCanadian Bullard, carrying a pangolin, wearing fllipers and waterwings. They ate cannoili wotsits while stalking pangolins.

Later, Noodle shat on a muffet covered in a sheepskin shagging pile of cockneys. Violently, scouse dogs consequently began sledging on Warne, as well as pissing blood-stained apples (ow! – Ed.)

Lazy Dippers dove into dumpsters. Mr T., undercover of pants, swallowed the juicy pubes of that cunt Des O’Connor, who transubstantiated poo-lips. Pitied bananas are yellow, lies are deviously shrouded by biscuits, chocolate biscuits, the tastiest kind. Everywhere he could, Goat-man went medieval on President Spoony, who spooned Hillary Clinton.
“It’s cuuurtains for you, Spoony!” bayed Goat-man.

With swingers, Robbo licked hairy breasts. Blake386 drooled passionately over Vidic’s right nostril.

“Shabadoo, shabadoo, shabadoo!” cried Cabbage-face forlornly as he jumped to his doom, still never quite understanding the true meaning of Goat-man’s braying.

Incidentally, pseudo-scientific rapists eat moosecock, exclaiming “Can you slap Jade, please?” Later, she bullied Wenger, causing Fabregas to probe Wenger up the nostrils with pubes. Plucked carrots from Rafa’s left ear were seducing Noodles with rakes.