RedCanadian

Suddenly, from Grimsby way, Torres’ rectum roared “you kinky plasterer, kaboom, McAboom.” Apparently, skidmarks taste extremely salty during spring and menstruation. The study of molluscs (yes Hectic, malacology – Ed.) means many that sprout erections diolve into natural stone tiling (yes, Hectic, terzetto – Ed.) rapidly. Stardust flies over, like buttocks breached by Brazilian dildoes. Self-sacrifice that, incidentally, whimpers “self-destruct” in a manner akin to Cabbage-face’s now infamous last words…

A certain type of Turkish sword (yes, Hectic, Yataghan – Ed.) is homophobic because a gargantuan betrothment rimmed womb-spiders across Anfield.
Anal mucosity interfered, leaking into Aardvak’s composition (yes, hectic, graphoidea –Ed.). Insect cries (yes, Hectic, fritiniancy – Ed.) rotated, like the circumbendius nature of flushed dihorrea. Linguacious (“of the tongue” feck off, Hectic - Ed.) palpitations, like downs syndrome’s impenetrability, defy shallops and their watery home. Democracy is well-bred gynecologists.

Hectic spewed shit McCoy’s. Blair bludgeoned Cameron blatantly while poking bell-slime up Humpty’s big Venezuelan bi-sexual arsehole. Gringo was wrapped, rimming Noel Edmunds’ bearded clam. Glam rocker Gary Glitter is embarking, painfully decapitating marsupials in an Austrailian edition of SPIN magazine.

The piss-whiskers caressed lobsters, which reciprocated causing socio-pathy.

Meanwhile, down below the boardwalk, Noodles (not Thai noodles) with spermicide between wooden chopsticks, looking Woody Woopecker-ish, placed bugs in softwares. Strewn panties dropped fart spray. “Pu-u--uke on her quivering butt-hole” was Goat-man’s scintillating command. Then, she squeezed out information and marcos’ oranges. Pluto licked monkey ass clean.

Rumplestiltskin was fuzzy-faced after pert violated him and became a ghost that fellated fellas all over God’s faces covered creation. Beyond that, Espada and some Gorillas journeyed, non-sexually, through shitloads of bush.
“Blow me, fuck my tits and sperm all over them! Excellent.”
“Shall we continue?” said Espada.
“Minge, so deep and wet…like fluffy bunnies” was the reply.
“Gay-boy” said Espada.

Colonic irrigation left Noodles filled with wonder. Dr. Dwayne, editor (erm…that’s Bob Rimme, lads, Bob Rimme – Ed.) of caftards spasticated, potentially incriminating tales, was busy accusing Wibble of cruelty against otters.

Incidentally, pangolins raised baby water buffaloes, as porcupines danced naked, the hope filled cunts.

EspadaYdaga is interested in fellating King Kong, while King Kong fellates Tarzan, who furiously rims Bono. Suddenly, Rambo shat metaphorically on marcosdeto's head, which caused the creation of acidified seeds resembling sweaty nipples every Thursday.

Voluptous midgets succumbed affably to SmallPaul, who rubbed sausage-meat onto banana bread that was covered in delicious, juicy creamed cream.

A dark skinned Nosferatu look-alike, wearing a chavvy tracksuit and fly trainers journeyed towards greasy cuntos filled underpants. The deranged Colombian married this one and together they ate anal cum while wearing mystical shoes, sparkly and gay, the Colombian’s titties bouncing up and down, up and down slapping, squirting and bursting milkiness all over Shearer’s wife’s lovely flaps, all pink, furry and moist.

Later, rednev shagged pangolins with butter, smeared 1 ½ inches thick. He wasn’t penetrating, but rather fantasizing about doing just that.

When taken daily, Viagra causes your nose-hair to noodle up, all the while cascading gracefully inwards. Prostitutes in thong panties welcome catholic girls into paraplegic study groups, where they fellate meaty, brawny hubcaps. Orangutans cuddle with Dick Chaney’s balls, balls that are filled with zoophilia. The dastardly scrotum was then nailed to Ashburton Grove, now forever known as “Dashed Scrotum’s Cove.” It bled necrophilia into the windy wilds of London and Mormons shat liquid profusely in clear celebration of the event.

Caftards love animals; some more than others, spooning gorillas while masturbating onto their silver backs, now white as a winter’s morn, or the roof of the Queen of Warrington Free-Shed.

In Xanadu Goat-Man wanked Christopher Reeve’s hairy corpse and Grandpa Simpson imploded into biscuits. Shit was everywhere. Snufalopagus Bummed Big Bird who counted Goat-Man’s testicles and milked Luke Chadwick’s prostate. Gay-ass Marcos caused anal ejaculation and was feltching Brussels sprouts whilst spontaneously defecating lasagna. Red Canadian shoved ice cream flavoured dildo’s viciously into the vaginas of potatoes. Mahoney ate spaghetti that was vomiting carbonara sauce all night. Meanwhile Mourinho rimmers swallowed cum then Blair fisted himself frantically during Sunday morning mass. However, he was slurping intestinal slurpees made by gigantic sperm-banks and dry oranges.

Freak show’s travel in Narnia with hot tub rubber duckies. Sucky spuds expertly weaved condoms manipulated into baboons wearing Liverpool shirts. They murdered themselves in shame. Also ole_gunner rules gays. Cockless caftards ravaged namely Gregorian nubile monks, infidels, porn-stars, and eunuchs in satin. The vile scouse hermaphrodite ole_gunner masturbated until chimapanzees shat whippy monkey juice towards his grandfather’s mouth. Ukelele playing bastards eloped to Uganda where Canadians frolicked and smashed Welsh spastics with lubricant yeti circles.