RedCanadian

The races on foot happened while Bitters can’t take booze and anal-ized buggerers. They concluded scousers are anal munchers. Fatties reside in device’s codpieces made of knob cheese. Jade Goody sweats where the buttock’s hole widens expectantly, anticipating Sol Campbell. Quasimodo was bent due to excessive flossing with pubes from his steamy crotch. Unconcious, Brewlio counteracted anally, Argentinians reluctantly waltzed across Columbian spastics. “Thread” said some muppet, while Devilish sucked your meat and breathed halitosis over the evil doughnut cream villain who stole Christmas. Santa yelled “Mrs. Claus, the end of the road leads to the batcave”. Batman called marcos “dick” and “cockaholic”.

Wenger fiddles with Goat-Man’s beard and fluffy muff. Arsene is arsified because Henry likes sucking tampons soaked with marmalade flavoured marmalade. Cesc made marmalade butties and stuffed pies up Wenger’s overused spatulas covered with Balloonless’s rectal juice. Wanker Wenger wanks Cashley Cole until Henry explodes over his tongue, oral cavities, and warm mouth, which a tart found enjoyable.

Gussets in pubs drinking cider and piss from toilets and were patronizing archbishops. Noodle eats cum flavoured milkshake ice cream produced by Red Canadian’s mum. Spastic novels were written by Caftards and their cock-boils hurt whilst giving head appreciatively to everyone. Barbie “Big-Tits” ate blueberries, death came too quickly. Goat-Man fornicated with Barbie Dolls, unfortunately Cabbage-face’s mother never grasped titties until pornography became bestiality and consistently shocked everyone.

Shit music, crap like Britney but worse still than DJ’s who trip up during cunnilingus and midget fisting. Water Skiing became popular when Lumpard interfered with Sol Campbell’s boyfriend whilst rimming Cashley Cole. Nipples, erect, chafed, and very sore, they bled milk, chunky monkey’s nipples, and whiskey. Lumpard loved analingus and crotchless knickers, and dripped into Rod Hull and Marcos’ rectal cavities. The Wurlitzer spastic warbled into bell-bottomed trousers repeatedly wanking emu and ostrich eggs.

Eboue became gay singing gay goners are sexy. Everywhere that Bill Clinton drops his reefer in bushes, Hilary rides Condoleeza. Up Bareback Mountain smoking pubic tobacco bought by Al Gore was Ross Perot, who swallowed expertly like Jenna Jameson. Skiddy skid-row skidded onto skid marks accidentally, but Shevchanko shat right onto Abra’homo’wich’s piss-flaps with Goat-Man’s ass cream. Anger filled everyone’s Wellingtons.

Kenyon wore dresses worn by ladyboys and was creaming himself over quadrapalegics and enjoying it. Sol Campbell’s schlong was licked by men and he was rimmed. And Cashley Cole tap danced on Kenyon’s tiny, little, shitty anus that was always bare, just inside an arab’s pussy pyjamas. Mourinho paraded and begged midgets to eat gherkins for hippopotamus’ because they had weeping foreskins that wept marmalade. Shockingly, pangolins began to fly saucers indoors, while strange buttocks were spread wide while getting humped by Marcos with vigor.

Fowler pranced about like Lehman and abused himself in a homosexual manner!!!

Citeh, Scousers, Renties, and Gooners sat together on a giant tree, smoking dried spinach and harassing simpletons into agreeing to circumcisions. Drigba’s dead because of Sol Campbell’s deadly beard spiders and marmosets. Cunt is good for breeding as are tits.

Jehovah said lisping feverishly, “nipples”, while toucans chopped Jose’s ass. Spoony, the murderer, mouthed “Liverpool is a sexy bin-full of bindippin’ flamers who steal bins and attack crippled children without shagging their girlfriends before they ejaculate copiously into Gerrard’s face.

Haircut’ were fumigated and relegated to the stinking shit-hill of Newcastle that smelled evil like Houllier.

Red Canadian was masturbating furiously and applauded by shooting stars at Rooney’s girlfriend’s bum. An uproar was caused by Caftards who ran marathons in Zanzibar while erotically bonking Bahrainian camels under a full moon. Sadistic cockmunchers fandango’d brewlio while Spoony stalked midget trannies from Mongolia who threatened to copulate with gerbils while squealing like mehro.

Meanwhile, Boris Becker saw EspadaYdaga munching an elephant’s toenail. Cock a Doodle Doo, the Rooster, is crowing. Carpets are thrown over pigeons while they crap. The president fisted Denzel Washington hard and squealed “Gashout!!” then collapsed into ecstasy; however, rapturous feelings caused multiple sneezes to erupt.

Henceforth, rectums will travel only in empty trains, steaming with holy Nuns that idolized cockbiscuit cream and, especially, those sodomizers of children, who love Chelsea. “Hallellujah, Hallellujah”, trumpeted throughout the RedCafe by the moderators and their sniveling extremities. Caftards were bleating Bolivian incantations whilst kissing Kasabians underneath their departments while nibbling fearfully on the mods hind quarters.

Homosexuals rampaged oranges, Marcos wept.

Pamela Anderson bared huge knickers and knockers. Wales wailed and welled up horribly, while causing severe analingus sores. “This bread is disgusting” said Shamone. Smashing pumpkins smashed RedNome the Cockbiscuit with pick-axes, watermelons, and condoms draped in wedding gowns.