RedCanadian

Aids in the RedCafe spread because mods are gayer than Balloonless and bigger mongs than Marcos, who doesn’t like riddles. Pussies smell of Marcos’ oranges and Patagonia, stinky Patagonia. The wildlife was wilder than the experience of washing rhinoceros’ willies vigorously. Wenger tossed tiddlers salad, solidifying gelatin g-strings into fantastic, edible, Phillipino trousers.

The Korean, Sum-Yung-Guy, smiled menacingly at sandwiches made from tree bark and gooseshit dipped in jizz. Suddenly Davo rimmed Balloonless eagerly whilst fiddling precariously with Truncheons encapsulated in Spoony’s anus. His anus expanded beyond his bollocks and on-lookers belief. Everyone who witnessed this shagged hedgehogs and frolicked drunkenly with them, though they were prickly. The hedgehogs wore frilly suspender belts and whipped out loofahs salaciously.

Drinking ejaculated man-juice over ripened tomatoes, the transfer muppets shouted ‘Viva La Raza!!!”, whilst pangolins rimmed transsexual hermaphrodites wearing crotchless panties.

Caftards everywhere sang jolly show tunes and danced around spastically like gimptards spasticating wildly and spastically. In the haphazardly hazards of Hazard County, Daisy Duke straddled the hog of Boss Hog repeatedly and enthusiastically chugging Uncle Jesse’s slimey, wrinkled, and revolting todger.

Into the darkness, where pigeons shag transfer muppets without lubrication, were orangutans feeling naked and horny, so testicles exploded into Canadian’s wearing RedFlag’s red flag-embroidered gigaboob. Fountains spewed whiskey everywhere. Led Zeppelin blaring from dolphins blow holes caked with clam chowder and parsnips marinated with KK’s moldy cat vomit. However, KK canoodled with Boy George and licked Mongolian cameltoe excitedly, dribbling all over herself with joy.

MS MSP (who liked to call himself stud although everyone knew the truth) slurped, Marcos swallowed cock deeply as strange Argie’s fellated waffles brought by Topper. Turtle doves spontaneously combusted resulting in mass exuberance without exhilaration. Red Canadian was munching bearded clam. Dick bitch slapped rockers while Twat-Face (Ed. – the long lost cousin of Cabbage-Face) humped Goat-Man aggressively, sweating, stinking, and saying “that is so gay, freaky”.

Racists were beaten by Skralck and bludgeoned busted sofas with a Brassica. Melissa, the slut, was hovering cheeseburgers and squirming like Goat-Man, honoured by this, goat-Man was satisfied. Twat-Face conspired with Peter Kenyon to usurp Goat-Man’s bridge of power.

Meanwhile, Abramovich oiled Cashley’s Tweedy with motor oil.

Resurgent after Cabbage-face’s death, Goat-Man and the community decided to vandalize the RedCafe by posting “SACK FERGIE, SELL GIGGS!!” repeatedly until gay prossies spray-painted propaganda over the scousers’ slums, that were infested. The bin dippers’ pie holes vanished in a manner beyond belief that was totally spastic.

Assistants, coaches, and local Caftards saw Ste. Michael’s lame eczema explode on RedCanadian, pickles, and a pint of Guiness. Drinkers, being quaffing loofers, sat with everybody around as they squatted like Dickie Davies on Wolfshead’s hairy ass.

Sol Campbell often rimmed spastic children. Originating from a point east of Ardwick were all things spastic and plastic, notably fake nose and glasses, while lopsided breasts were everywhere. Communists, like scousers, being queer and liking blowjobs from Richter’s sex slave who dribbled on balls, notably liked rimming Lola, the dairymaid, while shit-faces became arrogant.

Faggots were abusive. Jugglers spun womb-bombs precariously positioned above holographic databases. Mr. Diana Ross (aka Marcos) lambasted, lamb-kebabed, and flummoxed Gestapo children, while gesticulating wildly. Homophobic transsexuals thwarted heterosexual guinea pigs by combining drag queen ethics and moralistic dialogues before Jasonrh removed their balls without any assitance.