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Dwarves trembled in the presence of leprechauns, then began riding and licking the smoldering bastard’s bread knife. Kenyon who is a whimpering cum-stain muscle, known as the cummiest cum-stain that broke the cum-stain record, then licked his bread knife.

Miracles prolapsed through the work of Roman the Fifth, who enjoys devouring sphincters. Doing so mostly to get the finest juices of sperm available, he dribbled over Cluade Puel, the most famous wanker of all wanktards, which is associated with Scottish lunatics and drug dealers.

Scousers, including Penis-Head, are the reason to prevent the painful screwing of Man-Shitty, the homosexual, incestuous, and infectious bastards.

Goat-Man raped Twat-Face (Cabbage-Face’s cousin) with reptilian pleasure, unlike insectoids spreading manure gleefully over Goat-Man’s mustache. There was an unexpected discovery of dildos, repeatedly in motion inside pussies that had been viciously rammed into Cabbage-Face before his death.

Meanwhile, Eric Braamhaar (the referee of MUFC v Lille) disguised as an assassin who was womanizing Jennifer Aniston, who is a big fan of ducks and Llama-Man. The llamas conquered south Wales, which resulted in the horrific felching of handbag crabs.

Cashley Cole pretends he is a bad ass, but is really a pussy, who loves taking George Michael and Tweedy from behind, which encouraged lapses in judgment.

The conspiracy theory, which is latent to the other side of the world-wide network of side-networkers, who took advantage of drugged-up Britney Spears, who enjoys anal fisting. Her new look captivated pangolins, with their attention on Britney, the muppets devised a plan for the conquest of Djibouti, the stronghold and enclave of the Russian empire. It had been spending its time stomping on hordes of Eric Clapton fans.

Cantona was wrongfully accused of shagging Jose’s missus, but he actually had shagged Cheryl Tweedy Cole robustly, so robustly that her fanny widened enough to force a whole kangaroo in sideways as well as Skippy and Didier.

Unfortunately, Keano kicked Barbara Hancock whilst Cantona strongly rambled about Borat, then began drooling over Kylie. Originally, Chelsea were straight, but now they are very, very gay, especially Soloman Kalou, whose ass was obliterated by a “Baby-All-Gone” injection, which radiated love.

Albeit, painfully remembering souvenirs from Guatemala, as he raced through, with will of wisps, which waltzed among gorgeous Barbie dolls. It seems the almighty Nemanja lost sight of Edwin, king of Algebra and pancake-making.

Plechazunga’s bending pipes.

Maybe through the ingenious planning, or by rimming Indiana Jones’ arsehole, certain posters like Neil_Buchanan will eat shit from bastard’s cunts. Anyway, Lampard the fat, fridge-raiding, pie-man who can win f*ck all again after winning the Mickey Mouse cup this season. Ronaldo will pwn him and win player of the season.

Lampard will eat Drogba’s dog shit. The numerous gay scousers sadly present porcupines to Crouch at altitude (400,000 and a quarter feet).

Arsene likes bumming Sir Elton John, who eats living insects that stink of scouse weed. This surprised people.
Lemsip tastes like the backside of an oversized fat package belonging to Boris Yeltsin’s Clive, who enjoys rimming and spreading the ass of Roman Abramovich’s cat. The cat went to the U.N.’s to have them investigate Giggs’ goal against Lille, the whining, f*cking, French bastards, who whined like Jose Mourinho’s sidekicks. The allegations were made by Theo’s girlfriend, who was deeply penetrated by SuperDave and Revelz. She insisted that whipped-cream facials must be introduced for sexual affairs. Unfortunately for Theo, he rimmed Thierry’s ass until his mum joined in soothe him, while he burped and farted at the same time in his car, smashing the windows in the process.