RedCanadian

So, is Lippi, the pervert, wearing knickerbockers or pantaloons without a bra whilst pangolins rim Noodle?

Goat-Man did Weaste a favour by giving infusions of Oil of Olay to exfoliate his dandruff flakes. A long, slimy, foul-smelling, time ago lived Goat-Man’s father, aka Jumbo the Hedgehog shagger, who knew Arsene Wanker would be fondled by Vlad the Man-Nailer, often seen on television shows like “Cat & Mouse” and the new show called "Hi, I'm Vlad and I'm a Stupid Cnut!".

Cabbage-Face is stalking Vlad by rimming reindeer while clubbing biffos and monkeys. Elsewhere, we’ve seen plagues caused by “loopers” bumming Vlad whilst vigorously fisting him.

Lumpard mercilessly bum-blasted Vlad and stretched his anal-hole wide open until it bled vigorously over time, which caused havoc with a tornado-like fisting flatulence. A commodity of vile, cum-stain depleted detergent was stocked to deal with this havoc.

Mourinho is Vlad’s rimming buddy, which was riveting and interesting to ponder. The mass turbulences of Chelski were discovered with disturbed fetuses in a space inside of cavities dispersed without any thought given to a pig’s story.

Drogba likes it to be hard while reading spastic thread’s by Vlad.

Another thread involves the hairy Bazalini, the girlfriend of Vlad, aka “Vampiro Tamponi Spastico”.

Sheva almost died repeatedly during frequent anal-sex frolics with masturbating dogs when Lumpard ate both Godzilla and a “King Dong” dildo whole. Lumpard gagged provocatively whilst chewing gum, sticking needles into his penis and shoving dildos and butt-plugs inside of his nostrils. Robben then joined Lumpard, giving him a Brazilian bikini wax, but then slipped his cock into Fat Frank’s armpit and tickled Sheva. Robben then screamed “cunty-mints” loudly.

Later Bouhlarouz howled, viciously revealing anal seepage. Wounded he climbed on the squirting grandmother of Cartman and Vlad’s lovechild. Goat-Man milked cattle while humming. Cows ferociously moo-ed, while rimming Transfer Muppet into submission, then left.

“For Feck’s Sake” is the cry of MarcosDeto, who specializes in sucking oranges through loopholes, enjoys munching, rimming, and butt-blasting.

Horses gathered around the orange tree. Drogba junior is clearly a bender just like Fabregas, who likes oily cocks.

Cabbage-Face and Ole Redknapp ate a pie, which made Fat Frank Lumpard’s stomach jealous, while Angelina Jolie fingered Marcos. Brad Cantona and Suresh got busy whipping eachother in a horny frenzy until blood started getting all over, then Mehro got involved with a powerful thrusting stroke up Suresh’s “Hershey-highway”. Suresh screamed, “Help…. Get this sucker out of me!!”. RedCanadian watched in disgust.

However, with penis in hand, frantic wanking erupted, scuffing watches whilst the viewing of penguins in Iranian territories occurred. Moses bemoaned after a role-playing session at Carrington Academy was cast-out towards Georgia.

Alas, the numpty-humpty was victorious in Ludo and would never be able to analyze vodka and coke. Ludo lost by Japanese chokehold.

Every fool has his gastronomic preferences when peeping through key-holes, largely based around naked indifference. Multitudes of Spartans decided to “turk” ants because of the myth that Vlad the Impaler impaled Scouse arses and castrated Renties, using a hacksaw despite screams of “Fabregas!!”.

Johnathan Woodgate withdrew his undersized unit after struggling to finish rogering Southgate and instead focused on tastling Viduka’s bottom-ring. Goat-Man screamed “Blue Murder….. Rim Me!!”.

Onward 300, the Bridge of spastics awaits those Reds, Blues, and Pinks who shout “Fuck” loudly at the Mods who are busy giving blowjobs to Looking Busy and fisting one-another’s shitty mouths, vigorously wanking, and cumming into their hair. “Lovely” they said.

Goat-Man bitched about lardarse, “who rimmed Noodlehair?”, he asked. Pangolins jumped over goal posts, stole from the Scousers (who had very little that wasn’t stolen already anyways), took outsized vibrator’s and used them to mock their curly, ginger pubic hairs, which were very similar to those of the yanks.

“Mastication For The Nation” were the racist taunts, which intensified during their fisting of sex-dolls. Rubber-masked, eunuch midgets sang “and transvestites were swinging round and round like a record baby right round, round, round”.