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Cabbage-Face, the village idiot, spat copiously towards Skralck with venom and hatred. Google searched for porn, but Internet Explorer spazzed and crashed.

Blatant propaganda resulted in Wenger bursting into a pizza while dancing naked like a pack of chicken nuggets and chips, smothered with shit juice, piss-flavoured sorbet, and ketchup.

Meanwhile, Forlan cruised Canal Street dressed in a rubber gimp suit with a matching PVC man-bag. Mourinho straddled his sister and brother, while thrusting his nose into Kenyon’s anus with gusto.

Goat-Man fellated George Michael during a recording session while George was strumming in the urinals.

Obi-Won slapped his cock on his kneecap with authority and spanked his pink oboe, which was bound for South Park with a cunt, some shit, and a “coadjutrix”.

Goat-Man anal-ized himself deeply while fantasizing about every single RentBoy and wanked, without lubricant, all over Girish and Vlad’s circumcised units.

Drogba, the twat, swallowed cocks with Jose whilst sodomizing Terry. Cabbage-Face cut open his genitalia, finding spastic tumors amongst gangrenous cells and Vlad’s goat, which had shite upon Cashley Cole.

Stupid men stood and wanked upon Robben and he fell, as Campbell plunged his Latisimus dorsi into Totti. Groaning loudly, he accomplished what the RedCafe couldn’t, despite the sightings of “Gashout”, which were rejected by the Internet’s keyboard warriors who were pretending that “Swiss Roll” cocks were made rubbery by the use of the electronic devices blamed for the many explosions at several armadillo’s homes.

Stereotypical views of Caftards ranged, unceremoniously, from Fucktards to Spastics. Theirry Henry typifies French genius’s who lick balls and then Arsene.

Once their were dickless Spawns that originated from Jupiter and who were made limp by RedEye. Spasticity is caused by the irregularity of posters replying to freaks like Freak. Incredibly, dinosaurs divulged their positions within parliament by yelling, “sucks big Tony”.

Microwaves vibrate due mostly to radiation and Scooby-Doo. Meanwhile, Colin made sandcastles using rifles with sand-grenade launchers.

Revelz created reasons for sticking two phalluses up Noodlehair’s neither region. Goat-Man swallowed his testicles after Totti collided with seven magnificent goals!!! United laughed at Francesco Coco, Panucci, and Totti, as the begged, humiliated and perplexed while desperate to take their “Ultras” home.

Granny made silicone pies. Cabbage-Face shagged Justin Timberlake senseless with a porcupine’s egg muffin, yet Goat-Man jazzed custard petroleum on his anus and piss-pipe excessively. Bobbing gel bum-friends smoothen splattered vaginas using silicone-asstroglide pantyhose, which snagged on Rafa’s zipper. Crouch crouched over Eskimos, and when menstruating, four bishops displayed warts.

The Giallarossi played trombones while fetus’s ate pies. Robben rodgered Cashley’s cod-piece. Mexes’ moody mates minced onward while being distraught at getting comprehensively rubbered. Totti spat out spunk and pubes, while the pop summoned Satan.

Alas, Lumptard has cellulite on his toast and eats it with black currant preserve. Goat-Man blistered when he was hacking his forums. “Forsooth”, said Lampard’s man-boobs.

Cabbage-Face interrogated Goat-Man vigorously and dribbled on testicles.

Despite a sever case of numb-nuts, Sheva fondled Drogba’s balls whilst playing Chinese Checkers and while assafoetida leaked from a rubbish thread. Heteronomy was aluminous like spermicidal lubricant is sticky fungus.

Goat-Man screamed, “my cock is limp… help!!!”. Goat-Girl released her grip and plunged her fist gratuitously into his oleaginous anus salad. Cabbage-Face engulfed Anfield and its odious fans who were nicking tampons. Nearby, Rafa trumpeted obnoxious RatCats amidst the yelps of satisfaction, which echoed throughout the stadium as porcupines wept into pantyhose, tissues, and trousers.

Noodlehair rimmed pangolins whilst fellating Transfer Muppet over and above the call of nature. Instinctively, Goat-Man erected his small nightstick just as Skralck adjusted his parasol by scratching Marcosdeto furiously. Oranges were peeled and inserted menacingly up Marcosdeto’s sphincter loosely while he watched Coronation Street. Janice Battersby fellated Wenger whilst being rodgered raw by a hippopotamus.

Drogba, the diving cheat, had some strange love fun with Mourinho and the papers splattered the headlines everywhere.

Goat-Man, the cnut, rodgered Elvis’ blue suede balls by shoving Noodlebeer up his anal-sphincter suggestively.

Cabbage-Face finally killed his nemesis, Goat-Man.



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