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A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She
browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't popup right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,
Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just
looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price
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