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Old 12th May 2007, 02:23   #500 (permalink)
rednev
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I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the till, she had one apple , one pear, one toothbrush, one ready meal and one tin of soup.

I leaned over and said your single arent you?

She said yeah how can you tell?

I said "cos your ugly as fuck!!
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