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God was looking at all the parts he needed to create man and his mate. Although it was man who was going to appear to the world first, he had actually already lovingly created all the parts for a woman. Deciding it was time to start on man, he sat thinking about how to make him. Short of ideas he looked at his prototype model, the woman.
"Hmmm," he thought. "Does she really need three breasts?"
He decided not, and so he took the useless tit, and man was created.
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened
to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all
empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?"
she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here ..."
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