Originally Posted by olesmyhero

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Pizza guy.

Oh, ok. Here's the money for the pizza. Am I supposed to tip you? Each place is different, some say I should tip, others say I shouldn't.

We accept tips.

What's a good tip for the amount of pizza I had you deliver.

Standard is $1/pizza. So five dollars.

Hm. I seem to be $2 short. Will $3 be alright.

Yeah, I suppose. Have a good night.

You too.